awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)
This. Fucking this. Fucking this a million times over.