ads for pads these days are all about how thin and discreet pads are and how no one will ever be tell you’re wearing them wELL HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THE PACKAGING QUIETER BECAUSE THERE’S NO FUCKING POINT IN HAVING A THIN DISCREET PAD WHEN EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU RIPPING ONE OPEN IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM
Use the men’s room they won’t expect it
'Who the fuck is eating chips in here?'
Today in class someone said something about falling and flying, and I immediately turned around with, “Falling is just like flying except there’s a more permanent destination.” There was this moment of silence then everyone’s like “Woah, that’s deep man” and I just
You quoted Jim motherfucking Moriarty and nobody knew.
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